um, all of the above, plus some

From the label of "revive" VitaminWater:

if you woke up tired, you probably need more sleep. if you woke up drooling at your desk, you probably need a new job. if you woke up with a headache, on a ferris wheel at the idaho state fair, wearing a toga, you probably need answers. not to mention this product.

And no, I have not suddenly become a sucker for these sorts of marketing ploys, just once or twice a year I am driven to buy such beverages for largely irrational reasons (perhaps that does make me a sucker?). But for the record, this particular flavor tastes awful. Though, I did get a boost from reading the label.