maybe I'm just overtired, but I'm finding this amusing

This week there was a mess up of the chemicals (chlorine and such) in the campus swimming pool, so I've been getting a bunch of list emails from the masters team regarding pool closures and the like. Some snippets:

It appears that the Z center pool's 'Chemical Imbalance' has been fixed, now if only for the rest of the campus!

Sorry, but according to Tom Cruise, there's NO SUCH THING as a chemical imbalance. The pool must simply have been brainwashed by the psychological establishment.